Cold Tea

Im British.
Well done me I know where I am from.
Wait, who am I?
What is this?
Who are you?
GET OUT MY SHOWER!

Haha… silly me I am not in the shower *looks shifty*

I want to talk about cold tea.
Most people from other countrys that are not the UK are under the impression that all brits love tea. This however is a lie. You have been tricked. Some brits dont like tea.
I know.. I know breathe its ok!
I am not one of those fake brits however!
I drink a minimum of 3 cups of tea a night.
And a minimum of 5 a morning. (thats a lie, I dont have time for tea in the morning because I am lazy and dont get out of bed until 2 minutes before I need to leave)

Just now I was drinking my tea happily it was nice and warm in my Adventure time mug. I put it down for 2 minutes to go get a jammy dodger.
When I got back the first thing I do is go for my tea and drink it. However I am not greeted with a warm yummy liquid but a bitter and ice cold slurp.

Now I have some serious trust issues because of cold tea. You cant leave it for very long without it getting cold.
And cold tea is the most disgusting thing ever. Its horrible. It is not like ice tea thats sweet its like normal tea but cold. And it looks the same hot and cold so you cant look at it and be like, ‘WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY, THAT YOU CALL TEA MY DEAR MUG! THIS IS A FRAUD MY DEAR SIR!’. You just have to drink it and hope for the best. Then you discover its cold and then you go make more tea.
Which is what I am going to do now.

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The fault in our stars – Esther Earl

Hi by the way… im back :D

So I read ‘The fault in our stars’ by John Green a while back now and im guessing that you know what it is. If you dont you should buy it and read it now, doesnt matter who you are or how old just read it, it will change your life.
The book hit me hard and im so exited about the movie its unreal and I also bought ‘This star wont go out’ by Esther Earl, John green with Lori and Wayne Earl. I started reading it last night and its so beautiful I cant really put it into words. I highly recommend reading it too.
I just wanted to let you know how beautiful Esther Earl is. I needed to write it down somewhere really. Just google her or something because everyone should know who she is. Shes was such a strong, caring and beautiful person.
I dont know what else I can say to give her justice so just read it please, you might understand this post a bit more if you do.
So yeah do that

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HAPPY 2014!!!!

CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS!!!!!!!! WE SURVIVED 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MERRY NEW YEAR HAVE GOOD ONE IL SEE YOU ROUND CHUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKITY-BYEEEE!!!!!
Xxx
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P.s. Not drunk not at fucking all!!!!!!
P.p.s. Sorry for my bad language… Just wanted to start 2014 with some swearing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2013

2013! What a year!
It’s hard to put into words how 2013 has been really. It’s been good, one of the best!
It’s the last day of 2013 in the uk tomorrow so I thought I would do a little pre 2013 post.
A lot has happened through 2013, too much to list or talk about individually so I’m just gonna kind if pick some if the best bits for me really.
I dont care about what celebs did that was shocking or whatever. I am talking about my personal experiences.
This year I have gained a lot of true friends! People who maybe I wouldn’t expect to become so close too. And some people that i had hoped to become close to! And of course I love them all!
I’ve also had some fallouts, but they happen to everyone and things are healing.
I’ve not found my soul mate
and I don’t care! I have learnt that you don’t need a boy to be happy. I have also learnt that boys can be massive pricks!!! The hard way unfortunately.
I have gained a family member! I have yet another cousin!!!
I have started and finished supernatural!!! And I am now addicted to a range of American TV shows!!!
The list goes on and on and every detail matters to me and I will never forget any of it!
I just feel like I have really come out of my shell and found my self a bit more this year. Like that post I did about accepting yourself before others can accept you. Well that really. I don’t care what people think of me anymore. People call me a nerd I say so what. People call me stupid I say maybe so. I couldn’t care less. And I’m the words of a wise chav “Yolo”!
I hope that all if you have something good to say about 2013 too please tell me in the comments! I hope 2014 treats you all well.
Let’s make 2014 even bigger and better!!!
And well done you survived 2013!!!
Here have an invisible llama!!!
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Meg

So there is a possibility that it is my cats birthday today… It’s a guess really like with Jesus’ birthday!
My cat is called meg by the way and to say happy like maybe 7th birthday I dedicate this post to her!!!!

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